Salt Lake...and all that surrounds it
So since I'm here in Salt Lake City I thought I'd share a few impressions of the environment on this Christmas Day to help you unwind from whatever life might have brought your way.
Seagulls
The weirdest thing you notice when getting to Salt Lake is not the multitude of blonde-haired, blue-eyed, freshly-scrubbed kids that are surprisingly well behaved and free of piercings or tatoos but rather the seagulls. Here you are, something close to a thousand miles from any ocean, and what do you see wheeling through the skies waiting for some poor, unsuspecting target? Seagulls. Lots of seagulls. At first you kind of look at them like any other bird until the part of your brain that's charged with the responsibility of telling you that something's wrong starts to send you that "Danger Will Robinson, Danger, Danger!" signal. At some point you begin to realize that sea birds this far inland is just "wrong." I understand how they got here geologically and all and I understand that with the Great Salt Lake nearby and loads of human trash from the city why they stick around and survive. It's still really, really weird.
Ale
As with many western cities, Salt Lake has a thriving microbrewery culture (though the Mormons aren't too keen about it...kind of like Baptists and Hooters but that's another story). As I type this I'm enjoying a Squatters Polygamy Porter and I'll probably have another because, as one might wonder historically, why have just one? If you don't get the joke, you'll have to ask me later. Other ales are Orphan Abbey belgian style ale, Golden Tail ale and Prove Girl (formaerly know as St. Provo Girl until a well known foreign brewery threatened lawsuits and the like). All in all a very nice addition to the Christmas palate.
Kids
The big thing over the last couple of days has been spending time with our nieces and nephews. As you might surmise they are, at least in our eyes, about the cutest kids on the planet. We've really enjoyed our time with them. the hard thing is there are times when the lovely wife and I question our lot in life. Usually we are content with our lives, childless though they may be. We feel a great sense of fulfillment with what we do but it is during these times that we miss having kids, sometimes very much.
Anyways, I'll sign off now. have a Meryy Christmas and remember that we celebrate the Light of the World. Hold that close for nothing can ever overcome it.
Thanks for Reading.