The Independant Drug Use Channel
So, after 45 minutes of actual viewing on this particular Sunday I have determined that the Independant Film Channel may actually be incapable of showing an independant film that does not, somewhere in it's story, depict some sort of illegal drug use. Whether this is an editorial decision or due to a lack of actual independant films that do not protray illegal drug use has yet to be determined.
That is all. We now return you to your regular scheduled programming.