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Friday, November 02, 2007

Ok, so I'm not usually into the whole celebrity news thing. I could care less what ET or the TMZ or People or whatever are saying. Usually I make fun of the celeb rags that sit next to the National Enquirer in the grocery store as a way to amuse the check out girls and embarrass my wife (try it some time...it's really fun). However, a fellow cyclist brought me a piece of news that has stained my brain and made me wish I had some "thought bleach" so that I could sort of scrub the image out of my head:

Lance and Ashley Olsen???????? Making out in a restaurant?????


EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!


On a related note, biologists at Case Western Reserve University have announced that they have genetically engineered mice to be the Lance Armstrongs of their species. They can run for six hours straight with a lower heart rate and no lactic acid build-up. There's no news wether the mice have been turning the TV to old episodes of "Two of a Kind" or "So Little Time" or listening to old Sheryl Crow tunes.

Now you're the one who needs brain bleach....

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